12 Days Of Blogmas!! Day 9: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes

On the ninth day of Blogmas, TheHarviePost gave to me, the worst jokes found in Christmas crackers.

I searched far and wide on the internet to find the most disappointing Christmas cracker jokes. These are 15 of the worst cracker jokes I found... enjoy?

15) What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? Christmas Quacker!

14) Who's Rudolph's favourite singer? Beyon-sleigh!

13) What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsellitis!

12) What Tv Christmas special is being filmed in Brussels this year? Deal Or No Deal!

11) What is the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you can’t beat it!

10) What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days!

9) What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap!

8) How do you know if a snowman is actually a lady? It has snowballs!

7) Why was production down at Santa's workshop? Many of his workers have had to elf isolate!

6) What did Santa do when he went on Tinder? He pulled a cracker!

5) What happened when Santa got stuck in a chimney? He felt Claus-trophobic!

4) What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost!

3) What do you call an old snowman? Water

2) What is the Grinch's least favourite band? The Who!

1) Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt!

Let me know if you've seen or heard any other Christmas jokes that are just as bad as these!!

TheHarviePost